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Israel’s New Governing Coalition United by Desire To Be in Governing Coalition

By Joanie Weiss

Israel’s New Governing Coalition United by Desire To Be in Governing Coalition
“My constituents put their faith in my experience, and my experience has taught me that being part of the opposition is just terrible,” Tzipi Livni explained.Read More


Moses Calls For Global Support of Pharaoh

By Joanie Weiss

Moses Calls For Global Support of Pharaoh
The leaders of the Israelite tribe are publicly supporting the regime of the Egyptian Pharaoh despite ongoing protests, and their own recent conflicts with the Middle Eastern despot.Read More


God Resumes Prophecy — Via Twitter

By Joanie Weiss

God Resumes Prophecy — Via Twitter
These days, it seems, nobody can afford not to Tweet — not even the Creator of the universe.Read More


Israel Reins in Firebrand Minister

By Joanie Weiss

Israel Reins in Firebrand Minister
To limit diplomatic fallout from Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman’s inflammatory public comments, Israeli officials have begun staging a series of fake public appearances to fool Lieberman into believing that the outside world is listening to him. These events are totally closed affairs and are stocked with a mixture of Foreign Ministry staff and homeless people, all of whom are required to sign nondisclosure waivers about Lieberman’s comments. In this photograph, Lieberman addresses those he believes to be attendees at the 2010 Herzliya Conference and lays out his strategy for machine-gunning West Bank goats suspected of terrorist activity. In fact, the event was staged at a middle school in Kenosha, Wis.Read More







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