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My Life Among the Jews

Gentile lives to tell the tale.


Sadat & Begin Double Up

Second consecutive triumph for afterlife tennis partners.


A Heartwarming Drawing

By Eli Valley

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Elders of Zion to Retire

By Anthony Weiss

The Elders of Zion, the venerable and shadowy Jewish organization that controls the international banking industry, news media and Hollywood, has announced that it is disbanding so that members can retire to Florida and live out their golden years on the golf course.Read More


ADL Bestows Honor on Madoff

By Rob Kutner

Disgraced financier Bernard Madoff was re-graced yesterday when the Anti-Defamation League awarded him the Inadvertently Good for the Jews prize for his work in “demolishing a centuries-old stereotype: that Jews are good with money.”Read More


The Middle East: Peace At Last!

By Backward Staff Writer

After thousands of years of communal strife, a comprehensive Middle East peace agreement has been reached that will make war, bloodshed and religious violence relics of history.Read More


Wonka Factory Receives Hekhsher

By Scott Jacobson

Following is the required report filed by the Unorthodox Union inspection team and intercepted by the Backward. It describes the full process they undertook to determine whether a particular sweets-producing entity complies with the highest-level standards for kosher certification.Read More


99 Problems But a JAP Ain’t One, Yet

In an effort to improve black-Jewish relations, the rapper Jay-Z has started JZDate, a Web site that is dedicated to helping Jay-Z date and romance as many Jewish women as possible.










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