Andy Borowitz, the outspoken political humorist for the New Yorker, has something to say to American Nazis: Do better.
At the New Yorker festival, he explained how Nazi quality, like so many other facets of America, has gone downhill.
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Here’s the full text:
Five decades ago, we put a man on the moon. Now granted, we did that with the help of Wernher Von Braun, who was a Nazi. But that’s my point — even the quality of our Nazis has gone down. Our Nazis used to be rocket scientists. Now they’re marching morons with Tiki Torches! Our Nazis are a disgrace.
_Jenny Singer is a writer for the Forward. You can reach her at Singer@forward.com or on Twitter @jeanvaljenny _