By Joanie Weiss
“My constituents put their faith in my experience, and my experience has taught me that being part of the opposition is just terrible,” Tzipi Livni explained.
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By Ber-Li Kanshes
Citing concerns about microscopic creatures in water, Rabbi Detrop of the OO declares water nonkosher.
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By Ian Fist
Taking a cue from Spotify, God announces that He will focus on a pay-per-miracle model for distributing His compassion.
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Preferred qualifications: Partially or fully abnegated selfhood.
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A Backward spinoff — the amusingly named “Forward” — was at the center of a campaign to make celebrities sexy again.
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By Ian Fist
The Center for Super-Humanistic Judaism Opens in Cleveland
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By Nathaniel ‘Nate’ Natan-Nathanson
Aly Raisman was no accident. Read how every last detail of her being was designed for Jewish continuity.
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By Naomi Envoy
Recent cuts to service trips for Jewish teens may devastate one of the core missions of the Jewish organizational world — getting Jewish students into the best universities.
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By Phil O’Lologous
If the cat got your tongue, which pet gets the brisket? For all your linguistic questions, it’s Phil O’Lologous.
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By Lawrence Zygier
Radical islamists have second thoughts about allowing LGBT Muslims to become suicide bombers.
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