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Israel’s New Governing Coalition United by Desire To Be in Governing Coalition

By Joanie Weiss

“My constituents put their faith in my experience, and my experience has taught me that being part of the opposition is just terrible,” Tzipi Livni explained.Read More


Rabbi Rules Water Is Non-Kosher

By Ber-Li Kanshes

Citing concerns about microscopic creatures in water, Rabbi Detrop of the OO declares water nonkosher.Read More


God Shifts to Pay-Per-Miracle Service

By Ian Fist

Taking a cue from Spotify, God announces that He will focus on a pay-per-miracle model for distributing His compassion.Read More


Wanted: Leader for Major World Religion

Preferred qualifications: Partially or fully abnegated selfhood.Read More


Jewish Journalism Is Still Hot!

A Backward spinoff — the amusingly named “Forward” — was at the center of a campaign to make celebrities sexy again.Read More


Über Buber

By Ian Fist

The Center for Super-Humanistic Judaism Opens in ClevelandRead More


Jewish Demographic Study Reveals Drastic Need for Jewish Demographers

By Rob Kutner

Jewish demographers are an incredibly valuable and dwindling resource, say Jewish demographers.Read More


‘Birthright Israel’ Donors Unveil Spinoff: ‘BootyCall Israel’

By Manny F. Destiny

BACKWARD: This new Israel learning experience aims to ensure the future of the Jewish people, one night (stand) at a time.Read More


Aly Project a Golden Success

By Nathaniel ‘Nate’ Natan-Nathanson

Aly Raisman was no accident. Read how every last detail of her being was designed for Jewish continuity.Read More


Cutbacks on Volunteer Trips Fatally Weaken College Resumés

By Naomi Envoy

Recent cuts to service trips for Jewish teens may devastate one of the core missions of the Jewish organizational world — getting Jewish students into the best universities.Read More






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