Curmudgeon
Why I Hate Chrismukkah and So Should You
East Asian civilizations identify themselves through their use of chopsticks, European ones have universally adopted the knife and fork, but not one significant civilization has ever embraced the spork.
Why I Detest Thanksgiving — and You Should Too
This is not a holiday that I, as a Jew, identifying ethnically and religiously, want to celebrate.
Why All Jews Should Hate Halloween — and So Should Everybody Else
Jews traditionally don’t celebrate Halloween. But increasingly people (including Jews) around the world are celebrating American Halloween — and that’s a terrible mistake.
