Marcia Belsky

This Passover, Please Let Elijah Not Be An Axe Murderer

Editor’s note: This article is satire. The Forward does not condone axe murder or defamation of Jewish prophets. April 5, 1999 – Tulsa, Oklahoma 9:07 a.m. Tonight is the first night of Passover. Another year has gone by. Once again, the house smells like rotten eggs and roasted bones. Only now, I am no longer…