A Message From the New Owner of the Backward
A message from our beloved, handsome, virile new owner of the Backward.
The Secret History of BiBi-8
“Both are forced to work with an African American they distrust.”
California Adopts Israeli Tactics To Fight Drought
To help it cope with a historic drought, California is turning to Israeli technology.
With Rep at Stake Drake-Bernie Beef Heats Up
Jew on Jew rap action as the artist Drake and presidential candidate Bernie Sanders get heated about the issues that matter.
Millennials Postpone B’nei Mitzvot Until Their ’30s
Please send checks. Every $18 helps.
Bidets Not BDS
Synagogue president deftly steers conversation back to bathrooms.
Santa Claus Furor
Public school riven by tears as myth destroyed by 7-year-old boy.
ADL Discovers the Billionth Anti-Semite
Abe Foxman fetes his successor for increasing the ADL’s global reach.
Cars Observe the Fourth Commandment, or Do They?
Rabbis ponder the latest developments in automobile technology.
Putting the Rump Into (the Name) Trump
Queen Victoria was an amateur etymologist of persistent effort. But even she couldn’t have imagined what the presidential candidates’ names all mean.
