Support the Jews of Ukraine: Come to Our Banquet!

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At the banquet, donors will be referred to in speeches according to the following key.
No donation — An anti-Semite
$1–10 — A self-hating Jew
$11–50 — A good Jew
$51–100 — A proud Jew
$101–250 — A mensch
$251–500 — A valued member of the community
$501–1,000 — A brilliant thinker
$1,001–2,000 — A prince of his people (note: inherited wealth only)
$2,001–5,000 — A great Jewish leader
$5,001–10,000 — Abe Foxman
$10,001–100,000 — The prime minister of Israel
$1 million and up — Moshiach Rabenu