“We went to the White House to talk to President Trump about infrastructure, but he threw a temper tantrum and walked out of the meeting.”
“And I find China, frankly, in many ways, to be far more honorable than Cryin’ Chuck and Nancy. Really do.”
“Chuck and Nancy look like they’re selling me a reverse mortgage.”
The Senate will vote on aid to Israel and the Combating BDS Act - which some Democrats support, but have pledge to stop until the shutdown ends.
Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow will have thrown her hat in the ring for 2020 — the nation could really use some self-care.
Schumer is willing to go to the mat for the Jewish state.
“I don’t think we should have a debate in front of the press on this,” Pelosi pleaded, as Schumer tried to make his case.
“Chuck and Nancy:” Media outlets have created a new duo of folks so famous they need only one name, as the pair head to the White House.
“In the Old Country, they would have called me ‘zayde,’ but here I want to be called ‘grandpa,’” he said.
Noah Melvin Schumer-Shapiro’s middle name comes from Schumer’s great grandfather, Melvin Weinshall, a New York cabbie. He was 7 pounds, 21 inches.