Adam Grace

Time Keeps on Ticking

This is a story about a broken old Yiddish clock that managed to turn back time.

The Case of Jacob Goldberg v. Father Christmas

Plaintiff’s Attorney: Sir, it says here that you deliver toys to ALL the good boys and girls. Is that correct?Claus: Yes, but it’s not like it’s a contract. It’s just…Plaintiff’s Attorney: It does use the word “ALL” doesn’t it?Claus: Yes, it does.Plaintiff’s Attorney: In fact, you don’t actually deliver toys to all the good