My mom’s Yom Kippur rebellion ranks as her worst; the first of many “don’t tell your father,” mother-daughter moments.
“Rest assured that no Jews, race mixers, or homosexuals will be present at this event.”
Israeli actress Gal Gadot, known the world over as Wonder Woman, will host Saturday Night Live.
“When my grandparents arrived in the U.S., they were greeted by the Statue of Liberty. But noone is there to to welcome today’s refugees at LAX.”
During the Yomin Norayim, the Schmooze takes stock of those who have sinned — and decide whether or not they deserve our forgiveness.
“White was an aggressive inability to dance on beat. White was loving Tabasco hot sauce — the red kind! Nothing seemed worse than being white.”
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