Jeff Goldblum's Newest Role? Restaurateur

Jeff Goldblum, it seems, per this obviously totally real clip from MTV’s “After Hours With Josh Horowitz,” is now in the restaurant business.

At NYC eatery Goldblum’s, the actor is proprietor, maitre d, waiter, piano player, bartender, and more. A fantasy come true. Except for kosher folks. Sorry guys — there’s pork on the menu.

Enjoy the video. And the “Big Chill” pun.