Stephen Miller Went On TV With Sprayed-On Hair And Twitter Loves To Hate It

By Alyssa Fisher December 18, 2018

White House senior adviser Stephen Miller sported a temporary new look on CBS’s Face the Nation, courtesy of a spray can.

In what appears to be an attempt at covering his receding hairline, Miller, known for his hardline anti-immigration policies, sprayed — rather unevenly — something to give the illusion of closely cropped hair.

But, nothing gets past Twitter.

Stephen Miller’s hair looks like PlayStation 1. pic.twitter.com/c24X4nNSPt

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 16, 2018

I’m going to leave this right here and not comment, with one exception. @StephenMillerAL – just let it go already. Of all the cover-up options, spray-on is THE WORST. Even worse than utilizing Michael Cohen. #BaldIsBeautiful https://t.co/nI9bl6HD2p

— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) December 16, 2018

I think that men should be allowed and encouraged to do all the same vain shit women do to their hair/skin etc, but Stephen Miller is a fascist and I don’t care about him.

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) December 16, 2018

Folks, can you please stop making fun of Stephen Miller for his spray-on hair?

Think about how hard it is when you can’t see yourself in a mirror because you’re a soulless vampire.

Please, have some sympathy.

— Jules Suzdaltsev (@jules_su) December 16, 2018

Instead of mocking Stephen Miller’s spray-on hair, we should be working to stop his vile policies.

Whoa. Just saw the hair. We can multitask.

— Z (@surlyZ) December 16, 2018

The border Stephen Miller should actually focus on pic.twitter.com/cp7QGdPli6

— Padma Lakshmi (@PadmaLakshmi) December 17, 2018

Shout out to Stephen Miller’s hair stylist pic.twitter.com/qD6aNNCeou

— Schultz Wolfe (@NotSchultzWolfe) December 17, 2018

But alas, the ‘do didn’t stick.

Stephen Miller came to work with regular hair today.

— Katie Rogers (@katierogers) December 17, 2018

Alyssa Fisher is a news writer at the Forward. Email her at fisher@forward.com, or follow her on Twitter at @alyssalfisher

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