He chained himself to a cash-filled briefcase labeled “DEBT” at a college graduation.
Since that glorious day in history, when a Krakow baker boiled that first rope of dough, our people have argued about what makes the perfect bagel.
Bagels: we wait on line for them, we spend entire Sundays enjoying them, we eat them on the subway in our darkest hours.
“I think people always need that moment of humor.”
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