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WATCH: Schmear Lunacy!

Liza Schoenfein

By Liza Schoenfein March 8, 2015

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Watch and learn, people. Watch and learn.

You know, I just wasn’t getting enough calories and fat from the regular slick of cream cheese I usually spread on my bagel. The right way, it turns out, ups the ante considerably — and involves power tools.

Before you dress up another bagel for Sunday brunch, take a moment to watch this guy go at it. I promise, you will never think about your schmear the same way again.

h/t Tablet

Liza Schoenfein is a former food editor of the Forward and author of the blog Life, Death & Dinner. Follow her on Instagram @LifeDeathDinner.

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