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Ann Coulter Gets Completely Destroyed at Rob Lowe Roast

We are all, unfortunately, acquainted with Ann Coulter, the human embodiment of an internet troll who for some reason is regularly invited to spew her vacuous filth on various talk shows. As of last night, her long list of TV appearances includes the Comedy Central Roast of Rob Lowe, where she was invited to be a roaster. In an act of pure, if predictable, goodness, however, Coulter became more of a roastee than even Lowe himself. Her co-roasters took the opportunity to lambaste Coulter, who has made a name for herself with racist, sexist, Islamaphobic, homophobic awfulness (and, lest she forget the tribe, penning infamous Tweets about “f-cking Jews”).

Here are the five best Coulter jokes of the night:

“Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf.” — Comedian Nikki Glaser

“She seems stiff and conservative, but Ann gets wild in the sheets. Just ask the Klan.” — Comedian David Spade

“If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” – SNL cast member Pete Davidson

If Ann Coulter is here, someone must have said her name three times. Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” -Comedian Rob Riggle

And, from the man of the hour himself:

“After seeing your set tonight, we’ve seen the first bombing you can’t blame on a Muslim.” -Rob Lowe

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