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What Jonah Lehrer Can Do With His $20K

I felt my blood pressure skyrocket this morning when I learned that nonfiction wunderkind-turned-pariah Jonah Lehrer was given $20,000 for a mea culpa sermon at the Knight Foundation’s Media Learning Seminar, addressing the Bob Dylan quote-fabrication scandal in which he was embroiled last year. My sister-in-law — a fellow freelance journalist who sent me the news with the note “Makes my blood pressure rise” — had the exact same response. I didn’t stew listlessly after reading the article, however. I took out my calculator and went to work.

In five years since graduating from college, I’ve published roughly 125 nonfiction articles. They range from blog posts for book review websites like The Millions to cover stories for my local alt-weekly paper, The Providence Phoenix. The most I’ve ever been paid to write is 75 cents a word for my alma mater’s alumni newsletter. Much more frequently, I get paid around 20 cents a word to write articles for the Phoenix and around three cents a word to contribute to my local Jewish newspaper, The Jewish Voice and Herald. I write for other outlets, free of cost. When I added up the payments for those 125-or-so articles, the sum was less than half of Lehrer’s $20,000 payday.

I don’t report these numbers to elicit pity. Like many young nonfiction writers, I supplement my writing (non-)income with odd jobs: teaching writing at a local college; pay-for-hire research and copywriting; leading literature discussions for a group of local middle-aged women. And like many Jewish kids of a certain milieu (I’m a 27-year-old son of a doctor and attorney who graduated from private prep schools and universities), I’m far from a charity case.

But I write this to illustrate exactly how offensive Lehrer’s honorarium is to anyone in the nonfiction writing business — particularly those of us close to Lehrer’s age who scan Gawker for Lena Dunham’s latest book deal and stare wistfully at the words “staff writer” on the contributors page of our weekly New Yorker. Lehrer proved last year that he isn’t nearly as Digital Age-savvy as he was supposed to be. But even he should know that his $20,000 fee would speak louder than his Knight Foundation remarks.

This new mini-scandal doesn’t have to be an aftershock to the earthquake that crumbled Lehrer’s career. He could turn it around. So, Jonah, if you’re reading, here are a few suggestions for paying your infamous honorarium forward.

  • Give it to charity. The year 2013 brings with it no shortage of worthy causes: victims of gun violence, global warming prevention, PTSD support for veterans, literacy, hunger, cancer, peace, AIDS. Should I keep going?

  • Write a check to a community newspaper. Twenty thousand dollars would be transformative for a paper like my local The Jewish Voice and Herald. It would allow the paper to offer writers and photographers more than token payments. It would buy the editor-in-chief a much-needed vacation. It might even finance an investigative story to print next to reports on community news.

  • Establish a journalism fellowship in your name. Sure, this idea would be met by guffaws from anyone who recognizes your name. But that won’t change the fact that every time you speak publicly, you earn enough to finance a year’s worth of work for a young journalist with a long-term project. For the last four years, for example, I have been researching the story of my father’s med-school classmate who was sentenced to life in prison for prescription drug dealing. The project is currently stalled due to essential documents stuck in government bureaucracy and research trips that became too costly to continue. Twenty thousand dollars would get me back to scrolling through microfilm in a courthouse basement in Decatur, Illinois or traveling through Kentucky and Ohio interviewing the families of overdose victims.

Jonah, you’re in a select club of 31-year-olds who get paid tens of thousands to step on a stage and speak. With a wife and young child, you no doubt have good use for your paycheck. But you also have a reputation that’s never been more vulnerable. Consider this my application for the inaugural Jonah Lehrer Journalism Fellowship.

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