Dr. Ruth’s Sexy Halloween Tips
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Dr. Ruth has some tips for those of you looking to get a little something something this Halloween: no tricks, just treats.
The 86-year-old Jewish sex expert has taken to Twitter to share her best advice for some loving on the most spooky of holidays. We’ve picked out some of our favorite tidbits. Read and learn, folks.
On Halloween it’s OK to wear fake hair, fake teeth even fake boobs. When all that comes off, however, hope you don’t fake an orgasm
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 30, 2014
Don’t fear zombies tom’w night, they don’t exist. STDs do so be extra careful once that costume of yours comes off
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 30, 2014
Tom’w is Halloween. Are you prepared? I know you have a costume but do you have a place to put your condom in it?
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 30, 2014
This weekend practice putting your Halloween costume on….and off!
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 24, 2014
Seems there are scary clowns out there w/more coming Halloween. Best defense? Stay home in bed w/your partner, no make up, no clothes!
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 27, 2014
Looking to meet someone at a Halloween party Fri? Wear costume that will stimulate others’ intellect, conversations will follow
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) October 27, 2014
Or, if all else fails, there’s always the sexy Olaf from “Frozen” costume. Good luck!
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