“She says she doesn’t want to ‘shit on Israel,’ what is this, a golden shower?”
There’s a clearance sale on at JC Penney, and Jared’s in the market for clearance.
Whether you’re a woman of the wall or a man in a black hat punching a woman of the wall, this is the vodka for you!
In a major scoop, the Backward recovered the following letter from soiled McDonald’s boxes in the White House trash cans.
Inspired by Biblical truth, created for pleasure.
Satirical organ Backward wins Lifetime Achievement and record number of Joshie Awards.
“Both are forced to work with an African American they distrust.”
Please send checks. Every $18 helps.
Synagogue president deftly steers conversation back to bathrooms.
Public school riven by tears as myth destroyed by 7-year-old boy.