Maybe Natalie Portman Deserves An ‘Exodus’ Prize Instead
“She says she doesn’t want to ‘shit on Israel,’ what is this, a golden shower?”
BREAKING BACKWARD NEWS SATIRE: Clearance Sale Excites Jared Kushner
There’s a clearance sale on at JC Penney, and Jared’s in the market for clearance.
Kotel One - Holy Water?
Whether you’re a woman of the wall or a man in a black hat punching a woman of the wall, this is the vodka for you!
Jared Kushner’s Dad Gives Advice About The Big House — Not The White House
In a major scoop, the Backward recovered the following letter from soiled McDonald’s boxes in the White House trash cans.
Shield Of David — The Chosen Condom
Inspired by Biblical truth, created for pleasure.
History Backwards is the Future!
Satirical organ Backward wins Lifetime Achievement and record number of Joshie Awards.
The Secret History of BiBi-8
“Both are forced to work with an African American they distrust.”
Millennials Postpone B’nei Mitzvot Until Their ’30s
Please send checks. Every $18 helps.
Bidets Not BDS
Synagogue president deftly steers conversation back to bathrooms.
Santa Claus Furor
Public school riven by tears as myth destroyed by 7-year-old boy.
