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Sarah Silverman’s Sexy Dream Night

Like most of us, the perfect night for Jewish comedian Sarah Silverman consists of one alone— and in flannels.

The self deprecating celebrity conveyed her idea of an awesome night in her new music video, “Perfect Night,” which is part of YouTube’s Comedy Week that kicked off this past Sunday.

In a perfectly auto-tuned voice that sounds like a more nasal Britney Spears, Silverman hilariously deadpans lines like, “tonight is the night, I’m gonna celebrate, stay at home order in, watch a movie, then masturbate.”

Black Eye Peas star Will.i.am pops in throughout the video via Skype to note Silverman’s expertise in “rocking them sweatpants,” “shaving them armpits,” and selecting a film of choice on Netflix (which is a Holocaust documentary, by the way).

She eventually retires to bed for a screening of a bizarre porno, but not before drinking coconut water and lathering in coconut butter.

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