The Anti-Thanksgivukkah Anthem You’ve Been Waiting For

By Anne Cohen November 6, 2013

Holiday haters, rejoice!

Finally, here is an anti-Thanksgivukkah anthem that you can rally around to protest the unholy alliance of latkes and cranberries, stuffing and dreidels.

In the words of video creator Daniel Brenner (who stars along with the “Jew Twins“): “Thank God this holiday only comes once every 70 millenia.”

Because really, Charlie Brown and Rugrats don’t mix.

[h/t Heeb]

Anne Cohen was the Forward’s deputy digital media editor. When she’s not looking for the secret Jewish history of Voodoo in New Orleans, or making lists about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, she writes for The Assimilator. She graduated from the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism with an M.S. magazine concentration in 2012.

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