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The Anti-Thanksgivukkah Anthem You’ve Been Waiting For

Holiday haters, rejoice!

Finally, here is an anti-Thanksgivukkah anthem that you can rally around to protest the unholy alliance of latkes and cranberries, stuffing and dreidels.

In the words of video creator Daniel Brenner (who stars along with the “Jew Twins“): “Thank God this holiday only comes once every 70 millenia.”

Because really, Charlie Brown and Rugrats don’t mix.

[h/t Heeb]

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