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James Bond, The Mensch?

“What is that?”

“They’re guns, James.”

“I know but so many? I mean I’m one guy. How many guns does a person need?”

The opening of Funny or Die’s new video says it all: 007 goes mensch.

The comedy site’s new video offers a solution to a recent comment by Harvey Weistein deploring the amount of violence in Hollywood movies. Starring Phil Rosenthal and Patton Oswalt, the spoof shows nebbishy Bond asking for a Prius, encouraging bombshell Bond girl Ivana Havesex that she can “do anything” with her political science major and name-dropping that he and ScarJo’s dad go to the same shul.

Watch the full video below:

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