Here’s some things to know about Moshe Kasher, according to Moshe Kasher. He is a comedian, Jew, Jew comedian, pleasure center, good tipper and a beefcake. He has also made guest appearances on Chelsea Lately, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, Drunk History, and (in case you can’t tell from the description above) he’s one of the Jewiest comedians about to hit the big-time.
In preparation for what will most likely a highly trigger-free zone (heh, try calling this comedian a “snowflake”), we pulled together some of his best, Jewiest Twitter jokes so far.
Jewish children take to the streets! Expose the “Santa Claus Myth” once and for all! Unplug the gentile children from the Matrix!— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) December 25, 2009
It must be weird for other people to not be Jewish.— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) June 7, 2011
I just found out Scarlett Johansen’s mother is jewish. Now the last barrier between our marriage has been removed.— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) December 6, 2011
Yes Im jewish. No I don’t want to know how you feel about Israel.— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) October 18, 2011
I’ve never had an anxiety disorder but I am jewish and living through the current election which feels fairly similar?— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) November 2, 2016
TRIGGER WARNING: ALL OF JEWISH HISTORY— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) August 4, 2015
Santa Claus in terminal. Kid just screamed “IM JEWISH!” when he asked for a hug. Love my people.— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) December 22, 2013
“Jews built the pyramids”- Jew that loves Jews but hates historical accuracy.— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) April 4, 2015