I Fixed the Headlines On Ivanka Trump’s Revamped Website So She Wouldn’t Have To
Hide your kids, hide your husband – Ivanka Trump’s website just got a makeover. Despite Twitter’s best attempt to shame her into hiding, the president’s daughter continues to promote her brand.
The Schmooze, however, noticed a disconnect between Trump’s professional brand and the brand she has created for herself inadvertently as the complicit daughter of the man who’s probably going to get us all killed – but not before he takes away all of our human rights!
So we went ahead and fixed it, free of charge:
Ask for the Raise You Deserve but Won’t Get Because You’re a Woman
Find Happiness at Work and Home Despite the Constant Fear that My Father Is Going to Start World War III on Twitter at Any Moment
How to Return To Work Three Days after Having a Baby because That’s All the Time You Can Afford to Take Off and Paid Leave isn’t a Right in This Country
5 Ways to Make Great Small Talk with People Who Believe that Your Race or Religion Make You Inherently Inferior to Them
5 Tips For Staying Calm and Collected at Work if ICE Shows Up to Deport You Despite the Fact that You Were Born in This Country and It’s the Only Home You’ve Ever Known
6 Tips for Writing a Government Email on Your Private Server that Actually Gets Opened by the Russian Spy it was Intended for
5 Ways to Avoid the Afternoon Energy Slump that Accompanies the Chronic Illness You Won’t Be Able to Treat If the ACA Is Repealed
How to Overcome Burnout From Protesting All the Rights My Father Is Giddily Stripping From You
Becky Scott is the editor of The Schmooze. Follow her on Twitter, @arr_scott
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