‘Little Jon Stewart (?) is a pussy,’ Trump tweeted in 2013.
“Now I feel stupid. This is a huge misunderstanding. I didn’t know that they were busy. I didn’t mean to interrupt them with their JOBS!”
The funding puts no caps on repayment for survivors.
“You should be ashamed of yourselves for those that aren’t here, but you won’t be.”
Jon Stewart and Sam Bee have been on this issue for almost half a decade.
Jews: no longer scapegoats, but goat-escape heroes.
“Bette Midler has been banging on the doors of the Jerusalem Heritage House for hours begging to be let inside,” a Jerusalem Post journalist joked.
“I won’t allow you and your sycophants to turn your cruelty into virtue.”
Jon Stewart is also open to running for president. Stewart 2020, anyone?
Jon Stewart hangs out under Stephen Colbert’s desk. Not always. But sometimes.