Faced with ongoing rocket fire, Israel’s military has done the only truly reasonable thing it could do: It hired spoon-bending psychic Uri Geller to save citizens from doom.
Celebrity psychic Uri Geller is the beaming new face of Israeli disaster-readiness, starring in army-sponsored TV and Internet advertisements on how to take shelter from missile attacks or earthquakes.
Erik Jan Hanussen rose from Jewish poverty to become one of Europe’s most-famed mentalists. He wound up soothsaying for Adolf Hitler before dying a mysterious death.
For the past few years, I’ve been waiting for my Dad to come by for a nice, long chat. He’s been dead for seven years, but that’s no deterrent.