Everything You Wanted to Know About Seinfeld Porn (But Were Really, Really Afraid to Ask)
By Thea Glassman September 7, 2016
Ever have a hankering for a sexier “Seinfeld”? Like, maybe, getting to watch Jerry and Elaine hook up from beginning to end? Or peek in on Kramer having a three way? Or see the Soup Nazi get some action of his own?
If any of the above sounds tantalizing (and, you know, not that there’s anything wrong with that) then, oh boy, do we have a movie for you.
This is Seinfeld: An XXX Parody.
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It stars James Deen as Jerry Seinfeld.
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The premise revolves around “The Porn Nazi,” who refuses to sell a porn tape to Elaine.
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Oh yeah, and some NSFW stuff happens between Jerry and Elaine.
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The entire film runs 143 minutes long (and, yup, that’s Newman making an appearance).
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The set is actually impressively similar to the real one.
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The stars watched old episodes of “Seinfeld” to help nail their imitations (Deen does a fairly decent Seinfeld).
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It got some rave reviews. “The impressions are good and even with a refreshingly complex storyline, it’s filled with both laughs AND sex.” Sarah Schneider from Splitsider wrote.
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And if all this isn’t quite enough for you, there’s a sequel, based on on the popular “Seinfeld” episode “The Contest.” It mostly revolves around the characters competing over who can hold out having sex longer. Here’s assuming that’s all resolved pretty quickly.
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Thea Glassman is a Multimedia Fellow at the Forward. Reach her at [email protected] or on Twitter at @theakglassman.
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