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The Most Jewish Things That Happened At The VMAs

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The VMAs are a televised event at which celebrities give each other awards for movies they’ve made about themselves. The crucial event of Sunday night’s performance was an artist’s release of a video of herself bathing in diamonds. So no one should be too devastated that few Jews were nominated for or won awards during Sunday night’s show. This year’s Video Music Award attendees arrived in space suits and full-body pink latex unitards, set themselves on fire, and got cut off for commercial breaks — but don’t worry, none of the people who did those things were Jewish.

Nevertheless, the Jews managed to make the VMAs their own in the oddest of ways: symbolic banana consumption, Jewish stars of both the filigreed and yellow variety, and an unlikely but welcome nod from Michael Jackson’s daughter. Let’s take a look.

Jack Antonoff Ate A Banana

Musician Jack Antonoff, infamous for being the inspiration behind Lena Dunham’s article that compares Jewish men to badly behaved pets as well as for recent collaborations with Taylor Swift, indulged in irreverent banana consumption during host Katy Perry’s opening monologue at the VMAs. Critics are split on whether this move was a diss to Swift’s rival Perry, or if Antonoff was merely hungry. Regardless, phallic symbols as a distraction from female leadership are always in bad taste, and Antonoff looked like the most badly-behaved boy at Jewish summer camp as he did it.

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Adam Levine Called The Show “Utterly Horrible”

Yet another grumpy Jewish man found time to complain about choosing to attend an evening devoted to music videos, this time in the form of “Maroon 5” frontman Adam Levine. He tweeted expletives about the “utterly horrible” award show. But before you can think of a burn that targets Levine’s harsh tweets and his unwise hairdo, consider the context: Levine was geshrying over the award show’s disregard of talented young female singers, like the Jew-y, overly-bleached feminist ally he is. Throw in the show’s disregard of Kesha’s fabulous new music, Adam, and we’re with you!

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Drake and Josh Made Up

The beef between these two out-to-pasture Nickelodeon stars is less Taylor VS. Katy and more two middle school boys fighting over who is better at foosball. Drake Bell and Josh Peck (who is Jewish) played step-brothers for four glorious seasons of “Drake and Josh,” but over ten years later Peck excited Bell’s well-publicized Twitter wrath by not inviting the 31 year-old actor to his wedding in June. Bell issued a series of now-deleted Good Charlotte lyric-style tweets, including, “True colors have come out today…Message is loud and clear. Ties officially cut. I’ll miss you brotha.” This all ended not with a bang but with a whimper (we imagine) issued during a very publicized hug the two shared at the VMAs.

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P!NK Gave A Miraculous Speech About Gender Expression and Change

Count on P!NK to be a rock in an evening focused on diamonds. The singer rode a tractor around the stage, accepted the MTV Video Vanguard Award, and gave a stirring personal plea for not teaching children to hate themselves that is more than worth your two minutes and fifty-one seconds.

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Nev Schulman Wore a Yellow Star of David Badge In a show of resistance that picked up where Billy Joel left off at his Madison Square Garden concert last week, “Catfish” star Nev Schulman pinned a yellow star to his VMAs outfit. In a defiant statement to Page Six, he said:

Schulman was joined by “Catfish” star Max Joseph, who wore a blue crewneck simply labeled, “Jew.”

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Paris Jackson Called For Not Tolerating Nazis Michael Jackson’s daughter, 19 year-old Paris Jackson took to the VMAs stage to call, wonderfully and surprisingly, for resistance. Jackson cried:

Paris Jackson, you’re my hero?

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Billy Eichner Demanded The Truth

With impeccable facial hair landscaping and an ardent commitment to journalism, Billy Eichner’s skit with Katy Perry provided one of the rare funny moments of the evening. “Was ‘I Kissed A Girl’ about Rachel Maddow?” Eichner demanded.

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Jenny Singer is a writer for the Forward. You can reach her at or on Twitter [@jeanvaljenny)(


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