‘I’d love to do something special for my daughter, I love her so much and blah, blah, blah.’
Janet Jackson was punished for a ‘wardrobe malfunction.’ Adam Levine had a stripping segment.
Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow will have thrown her hat in the ring for 2020 — the nation could really use some self-care.
Adam Levine is almost 40 years old and he doesn’t need a babysitter, he says.
More like songs about SHAME, Adam Levine.
Come on, fam. We don’t sing 10,000 words every 7th sundown to miss out on the musical opportunity of a lifetime.
A brutal but necessary practice to keep celebrities humble.
“Yeah but baby there you go again, there you go again”
The VMAs are a televised event at which celebrities give each other awards for movies they’ve made about themselves. The crucial event of Sunday night’s performance was an artist’s release of a video of herself bathing in diamonds. So no one should be too devastated that few Jews were nominated for or won awards during Sunday night’s show. This year’s Video Music Award attendees arrived in space suits and full-body pink latex unitards, set themselves on fire, and got cut off for commercial breaks — but don’t worry, none of the people who did those things were Jewish.
Adam Levine was not impressed.