‘I Won’t Show You My Penis’ — Jewish Candidate’s Campaign Ad Goes Viral

As 2017 runs towards its inevitable conclusion, it seems that the hardest (hardest?) lesson for men to learn this year was a simple one: nobody is interested in seeing your penis. The hardest lesson for women this year was that it is extremely difficult to be a woman (this is the lesson for women every year).

Meet Dana Nessel, the Jewish democratic candidate for Michigan’s attorney general in 2018, who says one great way to keep exposed penises out of professional environments is to elect women into office. In a video for her campaign, the gloriously tough-talking Nessel sits in front of a crackling fire and posits this:

Nessel, who makes the instant impression that she is someone who Julia Roberts will later play in a bio-pic, goes on to grab attention (but not genitals) in the ad. She points out that she will likely be on a Democratic ticket that will include female candidates for governor, secretary of state, and attorney general, which sounds like what the “Avengers” movies could be, if “Avengers” movies were interesting or good. Nessel notes that some people say that Michigan democrats “can’t afford” to have an all-female ticket. Narrowing her eyes at the camera, she asks the question that most of us can only tweet:

“Can we afford not to?”

Nessel’s early career focused on prosecuting childhood sexual abuse cases, and she went on to work with domestic violence victims as a partner at her private firm. She is best known in Michigan for being an early and ongoing champion of the LGBT rights, litigating multiple landmark civil rights cases and eventually winning a case that helped result in nationwide marriage equality becoming legal. In January, Nessel told Detroit Jewish News that Judaism propels much of her work. “I’ve seen a lot of parallels in terms of how Jews and LGBTQ people have been treated,” she said. “It’s really incumbent upon us to help other minority groups who are being oppressed. It’s a responsibility we have; we lose our right to righteous indignation if we don’t help others.”

In the ad, Nessel also took aim at the normalization of bathrobes as semi-formal attire and subtly “flashed” her credentials, saying,

She triumphantly concluded, “Yes, I’m a woman. That’s not a liability. That’s an asset.”

It used to be said that a woman should guard her virtue, keeping it protected and unexposed to corrupting elements. Now the warning can instead be applied to the male reproductive organ, which should remain at almost all times carefully shrouded in myth, mystery, and most importantly, fabric.

And while men are busy wrapping up their genitals and a few of their careers, powerful women leaders can emerge, with Dana Nessel leading the charge.

Meet Dana Nessel in this penis-free video:

Jenny Singer is a writer for the Forward. You can reach her at Singer@forward.com or on Twitter @jeanvaljenny

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