Jenny Singer is a freelance writer and a former Forward staff writer. She writes a weekly Substack about living with anxiety, called “Uneasy Going.”
Jenny Singer
By Jenny Singer
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The Schmooze Zach Braff Accepts His Place As Face Of Russian Erectile Dysfunction Ads
Rabbi Levitas of Yavneh would say, “Be very, very humble in spirit, for the hope of man is worms.” Zach Braff has clearly been reading his Talmud and his Forward, because he has humbled himself since voicing his hope, last week, that he resembles the new Bachelor contestant. That hope, as we know, is not…
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The Schmooze One Of The Viral Florida ‘Hot Cops’ Is An Enthusiastic Anti-Semite
This is why we can’t have nice things — because the nice things literally want to put us in enclosed spaces and gas us to death. Yet again a hot man has been laid low by his desire to murder as many Jewish people as possible. Joining an impressive gang that ranges from Haman to…
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The Schmooze Rachel Weisz And Rachel McAdams Play Orthodox Lesbian Lovers In A New Movie And We’re Dying To Know More
She was a Rebbetzin. She was a Rabbis daughter. Both were played by women named Rachel. In a new movie, they fall in love and HAVE SEX. Rachel + Rachel Orthodox movie sex is the only porn any of us need. If I were Ted Cruz I would be constantly favoriting stills of the new…
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Fast Forward Natalie Portman, Queen of the Jews, Releases Startling New Ad
I believe that Natalie Portman is an extremely advanced android developed in secret by the highest level of IDF engineers to generate positive press for Israel and world Jewry. Portman’s new perfume ad for Dior only reinforces my argument. In the ad, Portman sucks gently on the end of a pair of sunglasses. She wraps…
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The Schmooze New ‘Hellboy’ Actor Daniel Dae Kim Commends Ed Skrein For Stepping Down From Role
One very tiny good thing is happening in the world, and we intend to enjoy it. Two weeks after Jewish actor Ed Skrein gave up a role in the new “Hellboy” movie, citing a refusal to “obscure ethnic minority stories and voice in the arts,” Daniel Dae Kim has been cast in the role. Kim…
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The Schmooze Nicki Minaj’s New Rap Suggests That Seth Rogen Is The King of Movies
If you aren’t totally familiar with the rap genre, and since this is a 120 year-old Yiddish publication founded by Socialists I’m going to guess some of you aren’t, being name-dropped in a rap verse is a big deal. Famous names are often used in rap lyrics as a shorthand to invoke a larger feeling….
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The Schmooze YouTube’s Most Popular Content Creator PewDiePie Uses N-Word In Live Video
Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, said the ten or so righteous people on the internet this week, when YouTube celebrity PewDiePie released a lifestream over the weekend of himself screaming the n-word at a video game opponent. PewDiePie, alias Felix Kjellberg, has the most subscribers of any YouTube user (which is…
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The Schmooze Brian Austin Green Does Not Care What You Think Of His Son’s Dress
Does it matter if a boy or a man wears a dress? No, it does not. You know that, and I know that, and now Megan Fox’s very hot, somewhat Jewish husband is telling the world it’s time they know that, too. Actors Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox have a son named Noah who…
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