Natalie Portman, Queen of the Jews, Releases Startling New Ad
I believe that Natalie Portman is an extremely advanced android developed in secret by the highest level of IDF engineers to generate positive press for Israel and world Jewry. Portman’s new perfume ad for Dior only reinforces my argument. In the ad, Portman sucks gently on the end of a pair of sunglasses. She wraps…