Internet: Gal Gadot’s Boobs Aren’t Big Enough for Wonder Woman

By Anne Cohen December 5, 2013

Yesterday, the Internet was abuzz with the fact that Israeli supermodel Gal Gadot had been cast as Wonder Woman in the upcoming “Batman vs. Superman.”

But not all were enthusiastic. Apparently, fans are concerned that the former Miss Israel’s, ahem, assets aren’t up to scale.

Basically, her boobs aren’t big enough.

I wonder if Wonder Woman’s boobs are gonna be CGI #nodisrespecttoGalGadot #BatmanvsSuperman

ampmdash; Matt✌ (@MattVenegas) December 5, 2013

But why not cast Kat Dennings as Wonder Woman… ’cause, you know, boobs!

ampmdash; Antonio Bifulco (@BifulcoArt) December 5, 2013

Even Superman had some thoughts on the matter:

What did I think about Gal Gadot being selected as Wonder Woman? pic.twitter.com/ZgeVVvPRV0

ampmdash; Superman (@SupermanTweets) December 5, 2013

Thank goodness, the voice of reason made itself known:

If you’ve recently complained that Gal Gadot doesn’t have big enough boobs to play Wonder Woman, feel free to punch yourself in the face.

ampmdash; Cody Dolan (@CodyDolan34) December 5, 2013

Apparently, the main quality an actress needs to play Wonder Woman is big boobs. Really, internet? Sometimes you embarrass yourself.

ampmdash; Bill Loehfelm (@BillLoehfelm) December 5, 2013

Go home, Internet. You’re drunk (and lewd).

Anne Cohen was the Forward’s deputy digital media editor. When she’s not looking for the secret Jewish history of Voodoo in New Orleans, or making lists about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, she writes for The Assimilator. She graduated from the Columbia Graduate School of Journalism with an M.S. magazine concentration in 2012.

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