Hey Jake Gyllenhaal, We’ve Got A Nice Jewish Girl For You
We have a great girl for you. She’s Jewish, she’s a princess, and — guess what —
We’re talking about 30-year-old Chanel Omari, former “Princess of Long Island.” (She’s basically our Princess Di, except the paparazzi chase is in reverse.)
You see, Jake, her mom has been talking to your mom (on our Facebook page — see below) and we really think you should give it a shot.
Want to get to know her? Just watch this clip of her chilling with her super-chill girlfriends:
Or, while you’re at it, you can just binge the whole season on Bravo.
Your mom will thank us.