Why Are Jews So Rude? And Other Google-Fueled Imponderables
By Lior Zaltzman March 23, 2016
Image by Getty Images
Last night, after Trump’s Arizona win, I found myself trying to answer the question, “Why is Trump …?” It was more of an existential question, but in times of need, you go to your nearest source for answers. Google was there to sharpen my question. This is the most common search term connected to “Why is Trump”
It’s never too late to ask the really important campaign questions: pic.twitter.com/YKJm5D9PeK
— Lior Zaltzman (@liorca) March 23, 2016
(P.S: The answer is either sun-bed, or aliens).
So I decided to check what frequent Google search terms were for other pressing questions. And I learned a lot of new things:
Bibi Better Give Sara Some Bibi Bijoux:
She IS Everywhere:
Things Would Be So Simple if It Were Just a Cube:
Deep Questions:
Dear Google, Please Explain Why I’m Broke:
No Comment:
No Comment #2:
No Comment #3:
Spoiler Alert: Yes, It’s an Anti-Semitic Joke:
A message from our CEO & publisher Rachel Fishman Feddersen
I hope you appreciated this article. Before you move on, I wanted to ask you to support the Forward’s award-winning journalism during our High Holiday Monthly Donor Drive.
If you’ve turned to the Forward in the past 12 months to better understand the world around you, we hope you will support us with a gift now. Your support has a direct impact, giving us the resources we need to report from Israel and around the U.S., across college campuses, and wherever there is news of importance to American Jews.
Make a monthly or one-time gift and support Jewish journalism throughout 5785. The first six months of your monthly gift will be matched for twice the investment in independent Jewish journalism.
— Rachel Fishman Feddersen, Publisher and CEO
