Happy Birthday, Ivanka Trump! by the Forward
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Happy Birthday, Ivanka Trump!

There’s only one thing worse than getting older and that’s not getting older (because it means you’re dead).

Luckily, Ivanka Trump is not dead — she’s 36! And if there’s one group of people who wants to make sure she’s feeling the birthday love amidst what many say is beginning of the end for her daddy, it’s the Republican Party.

Happybirthday, Ivanka!!!!!!!!!!

Becky Scott is the editor of The Schmooze. Follow her on Twitter, @arr_scott

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