Kimmel’s big break was called ‘The Man Show’ — exactly what kind of ‘meritocracy’ do you think this is, Jimmy?
“Could you thrive in outer space?”
This is horrifying.
“Follow this page if you hate Dave Bautista.”
A brutal but necessary practice to keep celebrities humble.
The 2018 Oscars were full of history-making moments and Gal Gadot laughs.
“I don’t know what could be more disgusting than putting a tax cut that goes to rich people ahead of the lives of children.”
“You’re asking for it and you’re going to get it … I can do you,” Howard Stern told Emma Bunton.
Kimmel repeated the anti-Clinton “lock her up” chant after Kushner registered to vote as a woman and used private email for official work.
“Sorry, I can’t come in to work today, I’m dealing with the fallout from a violent sneeze.”