What if Hitler were a puppy? Would you kill puppy Hitler? Would you be able to go back in time and actually kill an adorable puppy?
From co-parenting to over-scheduling, comedy writer Devorah Blachor lists the real reasons mothers are beating their chests this Yom Kippur.
“I had a second baby and realized there was no way I could return to my 60-hour work week. And now as a result, my son will be a deadbeat twit.”
It’s no secret that there’s a dearth of women on panels in the Jewish world. Devorah Blachor imagines how organizers of such confabs can ‘avoid the guaranteed embarrassment of correctly being identified as a bunch of antediluvian blockheads.’
In Devorah Blachor’s Long Island community, Betty Friedan left her mark for eleven months of the year. But once Passover comes around, women return to their domestic domains.
When Barbie doesn’t sell enough, she has to stoop to ever more desperate measures. And it’s not pretty.