Comedians Chelsea Peretti and Jordan Peele Welcome The World’s Funniest Baby
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Behold: Chelsea Peretti used Twitter to elevate pregnancy problems into art. Mothers really are magic.
IF U C A PREG WOMAN OUT & ABOUT & FEEL INCLINED 2 SHOUT SOMETHING IN HER FACE ABOUT HOW SHE LOOKS – GET READY FOR A SHOUT BACK ON UR LOOKS ?
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“UR BABY LOOKS READY TO DROP!” “THANKS MISS, UR PANTS LOOK HEMMED AT A WEIRD LENGTH” Good talk
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“UR SO BIG!” “THANKS GIRL U LOOK LIKE U GOT A PERM IN THE 90s” take care kit love u much
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“THE WAY UR CARRYING ITS GOTTA BE A BOY/GIRL” “COOL! THE WAY UR FACE LOOKS I FEEL LIKE U LOOK LIKE U HAVE BAD BREATH”
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“WHEN ARE U DUE?” WHAT DIFFERENCE COULD IT POSSIBLY MAKE IN YOUR LIFE AS A STRANGER AT THE GROCERY STORE
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
“ARE YOU EXCITED? IS YOUR MOM EXCITED? IS YOUR HUSBAND EXCITED?” NO NONE OF US ARE EXCITED (UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE BABY) WILL BE A WEIRD LIFE
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
Luckily, her fans were supportive:
NO SHIT SHERLOCK! GLAD TO HAVE U ON THE CASE https://t.co/1NhFfSVrPt
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
But people were still not afraid to ask questions: Just how long did she plan to stay pregnant for?
it takes about 9 months https://t.co/CCsKvZRr7H
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 16, 2017
And finally, was she actually pregnant?
— Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) May 22, 2017
Welcome, baby Beau, mazal tov, Chelsea and Jordan, and thank god for mothers who are also comedians.
Jenny Singer is a writer for the Forward. You can reach her at [email protected] or on Twitter @jeanvaljenny.
