Rahm Emanuel’s Guide to Down-to-Earth Parenting
Backward: A Purim Spoof
Rahm Emanuel is the tough-but-fair, no-nonsense chief of staff for President Barack Obama. He is also a former chair of the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.
The loving husband of Amy Rule and father of three small children, he’s taken lessons he learned in the rough-and-tumble world of politics and applied them to the challenges of fatherhood in his new book, “I Made You, I Can Break You Just as Easily: Lessons on Parenting From Inside the Beltway.”
Although Emanuel may have faced tough questions working at the White House and in Congress, we bet he’s never faced anything tougher than these questions from our readers!
Dear Rahm,
Our boys are 2 and 4 and always seem to be pushing the limits. They take each others’ toys, throw things around and open closets I’ve specifically told them not to, all the while grinning cheekily at me. What should I do?
PERPLEXED IN SEATTLE
Dear Perplexed,
This boundary pushing is perfectly normal. Kids, and especially boys, are always testing the borders. You just have to set and reinforce reasonable rules and make clear what penalties they’ll suffer for transgression. As I tell my kids, “I can cut off your access. I can cut off your b—s. I made you and I can break you, so don’t make me f— you up.”
Rahm
Dear Rahm,
My little 6-year-old daughter is very shy and finds it uncomfortable to mix with others at her new school. How I can make it easier for her?
WORRIED DAD IN N.J.
Dear Worried Dad,
Going to a new school is always hard: a new environment, new people, new rules. What would really help is for you let your daughter know you are there for her, to talk through her problems and help her solve them. You can sit down with her and isolate the social divisions in the community and discuss ways to game them so that she can be queen bee. Help her understand that she shouldn’t be afraid to kneecap a few troublemakers to set an example, and that it is better to be feared than to be loved.
After all, this is your daughter’s happiness we’re talking about.
Rahm
Dear Rahm,
I feel as if I never see my family anymore — my husband’s always at work and my three kids are growing up and have their own lives. What can I do to keep my family a family?
SAD MOM IN CHICAGO
Dear Sad Mom,
My father used to say, “The family that eats together, stays together.” But that’s not always a practical solution.
Maybe your husband is really busy trying to save this f—ing country for Barack, and maybe now is not the best time for your touchy-feely bulls–t. Maybe you should pick up the phone instead of writing to newspapers, Amy. Don’t f— this up for me. I may not have made you, but I can still break you.
Rahm
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God bless this guy. You have to respect his intensity and dedication. It is good to see the Clinton people taking over and keeping Obama in line.
This is in pretty poor taste. While Mr. Emanuel is known not to be the mildest of personalities, using his family as a foil for questionable humor is a little out of line. Surely you could have come up with a scenario that satirizes his reputation for toughness without denigrating his wife and children. I always thought the Forward was cleverer than your run-of-the-mill journalists.
Very amusing. But I did not see any reference to the special "salute" for which he is famous. If Boy Scouts have a 3-fingered salute, and Cub Scouts a 2-finger salute, I assume he teaches children a very special 1-finger salute.
Rachel,
Get a sense of humor. Anyone reading this, surely knows it was written in jest. I am quite sure Rahm would find it amusing.
Hilarious. And Rachel, really. If I were his wife I'd be laughing my ass off. How on earth was it "denigrating" his wife and children? The (good-natured) joke is on him, not them.
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