You’re Zac Efron
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You are very beautiful and like to use this to your advantage.
Your fitness means a lot to you and maintaining it is essential. People underestimate your talent because of your outward appearance.
Although you describe yourself as Jewish, religion is not a part of that identity. But you have a heart of gold and a classy charm that belies your undeniable sex appeal, which you are careful to use for good and not for evil.
Why I became the Forward’s Editor-in-Chief
You are surely a friend of the Forward if you’re reading this. And so it’s with excitement and awe — of all that the Forward is, was, and will be — that I introduce myself to you as the Forward’s newest editor-in-chief.
And what a time to step into the leadership of this storied Jewish institution! For 129 years, the Forward has shaped and told the American Jewish story. I’m stepping in at an intense time for Jews the world over. We urgently need the Forward’s courageous, unflinching journalism — not only as a source of reliable information, but to provide inspiration, healing and hope.
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