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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Will Pay $145K After Claiming Benefits of Vaginal Eggs
Vagina egg-buyers must be feeling pretty “jaded” right now.
Gwyneth Paltrow Learned The Hard Way Not To Mess With NASA
Gwyneth Paltrow got into a sticky situation with NASA.
The Problem Is ‘Wellness,’ Not Gwyneth Paltrow’s Privilege-Awareness, Part II
“Wellness” holds the individual solely responsible for wellbeing, as in, if you get sick, it’s your fault for choosing a soda over a green juice.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Wellness Expo: Oblivious By Intent, Part I
It’s clear – even to someone who’d pay $1,000 to stand near Gwyneth Paltrow – that A-list celebrities are rich and often out-of-touch.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Sold-Out Wellness Conference: Reports From The Trenches
Gwyneth Paltrow presided over a Goop summit that featured “aura photography” and a “flower remedy station.”
Gwyneth Paltrow, Peddler Of Fake Science, Advises Hopeful Entrepreneurs On Apple’s New Series
Gwyneth Paltrow to advise next generation of mobile app makers on Apple’s new series.
A Doctor Spectacularly Destroys Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Claims
“You are under the mind control of charlatans”, OBGYN Dr. Jen Gunter wrote to Paltrow.
Why Gwyneth Paltrow Loves The Sun
Decades of research may have shown that prolonged exposure to the sun without proper protection increases the risk of everything from skin cancer to wrinkles, but Gwyneth Paltrow is throwing caution to the wind. After all, how can anything natural be bad for you?
Gwyneth Paltrow Waffles On Met Ball
Gwyneth Paltrow hated the Met Ball.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Perfect’ $90 T-Shirt
The Shmooze knows how tough it can be to find a decent white tee—but luckily we’ve got Gwyneth Paltrow and her fashion team at GOOP to help. For $90 you can buy “the perfect t-shirt,” which, in the GOOPy language of Paltrow’s “lifestyle community” website, is “inspired by tuxedo tailoring,” with “grosgrain piping” added, “modernizing this essential wardrobe staple.”