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39 Things for Jews To Eat, Watch, Read and Do on Chrismukkah

We’ve compiled a list of 39 things to eat, watch, read and do on Chrismukkah. The only hard part now is choosing!

Go out for (or make!) hot chocolate

Get your sugar rush at one of these restaurants, cafes or bars open on December 24 and 25.

• Try Max Brenner’s Pumpkin Spiced Mocha: hot chocolate mixed with espresso and homemade pumpkin syrup (NYC, $6)

• Sip on Parc Brasserie’s classic Hot Chocolat ($4.50), or if you’re feeling more adventurous, try their grown-up version Café Parc: French vanilla infused Tito’s Vodka and Kahlúa mixed with La Colombe Espresso (Philadelphia, $12)

• Bombobar serves up both a Hot Chocolate ($5) and a Hotter Chocolate — the latter comes with your choice of S’mores- or Funfetti-themed additions (Chicago, $9, December 24 only)
• Tel Avivians adore Benedict’s for their 24/7 breakfast food, but they also serve a hot chocolate to die for. (Tel Aviv, ₪13)

• Tmol Shilshom, an adorable literary-themed cafe tucked away a short walk from the busy shuk, serves the tastiest hot drinks in town. (Jerusalem, various prices)

• New Yorkers rejoiced when the Israeli coffee chain Aroma opened up locations stateside — they’ll rejoice even more when they try the hot chocolate with marshmallows over the holiday weekend (NYC, $4.95)

• Stuck at home? Make delicious Mexican Hot Chocolate with spicy chile powders and cinnamon

• Or whip up some Frozen Hot Chocolate if you’re blessed with warmer weather

• The curious palate will love Sachlav, a Middle Eastern take on hot chocolate

• But traditionalists might want to stick to Italy-inspired Bicerin, rich with heavy cream

Get in the Hanukkah spirit

Start celebrating those eight days right with some quirky, entertaining and sexy (yes, sexy) activities.

• Go see “Menorah Horah,” a Hanukkah themed burlesque show featuring comedy duo The Schlep Sisters on Christmas Eve. New York City, The Highline Ballroom, Tickets: $25 advance/ $30 at door

• Check out the lighting of the world’s largest menorah (4,000-pound, 32-foot-tall) in Brooklyn, New York. Grand Army Plaza, December 25, 8pm, Free.

• Eat chinese food and watch classics “Toy Story” and “Tootsie” at The Cape Ann Cinema & Stage in Gloucester, MA. December 24, 5:15-10:30, $20.00/adults, $12.00/kids 6-18.

• Listen to live jazz music and eat chinese food, latkes and gelt at Beth Menachem Chabad of Newton in Newton, MA. December 24, $5/advance, $10/at door, 7pm.

• Go to “Hanukkah at Universal Citywalk,” one of the biggest Hanukkah celebrations in Southern California. The event features a 1,000 pound menorah and Jewish rock bands Pardes Rock and 8th Day. December 24, 100 Universal City Plaza, 8-10 p.m.

Read

• Dan Friedman’s piece on why he hates Hanukkah and you should, too

• Or Benjamin Resnick on learning to love Chrismukkah

• Feel for the woman who became The Grinch of Christmas Street

• And the rabbi whose daughter asked him for a Christmas Tree

• Snuggle up with a hot drink and a fresh print edition of the Forward

Go party hard

C’mon, you deserve it.

• Unattached and looking to meet people? Matzo Ball is a national party for Jewish singles. Parties are held on Christmas Eve and take place in Miami, Philadelphia, Washington D.C., New York and Los Angeles.

• Get your groove on listening Bollywood music (with a twist). DJ Rekha will be mixing Bhangra and Bollywood sounds with contemporary electronic dance music at (le) poisson rouge in New York City on Christmas. 10pm, $12/advance, $15/day of.

• Have a jazz-filled brunch at Blue Note in New York City. Tickets are $35 and include brunch, music and a drink.

Watch TV or go to the movies

Sometimes you just need to watch Netflix under the covers.

• Haven’t binge watched the new season of “Transparent”? Watch it on Amazon Prime.

• Go see Natalie Portman in the biopic “Jackie.”

• Check out Chelsea Handler’s talk show “Chelsea” streaming on Netflix for your pop culture, comedy and current events fix.

Make yummy Hanukkah themed treats

Nom, nom.

• Hanukkah Doughnuts (Sufganiyot)

• Chrismukkah cookie

• Peanut Butter Gelt Cookies

• Maca-Bee Cocktail

Eat Chinese Food

What’s more of a tradition than Jews eating Chinese food on Christmas Eve? Get your fix at one of these restaurants, all open Dec 24 and 25.

• Dine on traditional favorites at the chic and sleek O’Woks (Los Angeles, kosher, entrees $18-35)

• Buddha Bodai is a hidden Chinatown gem serving up vegan Asian cuisine (NYC, kosher, entrees $9-22)

• Even the hardest to impress guests will be moved by the fantastic offerings at Hakkasan (NYC, not kosher, entrees $24-158)

• Florida’s Jews are blessed with warm winter weather and the delicious food of Soho Asian Bar and Grill (Aventura FL, kosher, entrees $13-52)

• If you can’t decide between American, Israeli, or Szechuan cuisine, KB Grill & Wok has you covered (Baltimore, kosher, entrees $9-19)

• Members of Secret Tel Aviv often rave about Xing Long — and the fact that it’s open on Shabbat (Tel Aviv, not kosher, ₪46-80) 

• Those who’d rather stay home can cook baked sweet and sour chicken or lox and schmear rangoons

• Or perhaps spicy eggplant and sirloin steak stir-fry is more your thing?

• If you’ve got time, make your own Chinese 5 spice

• Then add it to this easy chicken stir fry

Laura E. Adkins is the Forward’s contributing network editor. Contact her at adkins@forward.com or on Twitter, @Laura_E_Adkins. Thea Glassman is an Associate Editor at the Forward. Reach her at glassman@forward.com or on Twitter at @theakglassman.

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