I know my dog isn’t Jewish, but I still don’t want to buy bacon treats.
They are not at all newborn.
“We are a walking miracle,” she told reporters as she left the hospital. “I arrived at the hospital lying down and left walking.”
“In the Old Country, they would have called me ‘zayde,’ but here I want to be called ‘grandpa,’” he said.
Noah Melvin Schumer-Shapiro’s middle name comes from Schumer’s great grandfather, Melvin Weinshall, a New York cabbie. He was 7 pounds, 21 inches.
Let’s celebrate the miracle of…parenthood
As Amy put it, ‘It blows.’
What To Expect When You’re Expecting A Tiny, Cursing Feminist.
Twitter is not amused. And neither, most likely, is Daniel Craig.
Can you believe these two gorgeous Jews had a baby and didn’t consult us at all?