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70 Easy Ways To Celebrate Yom Haatzmaut, Israel’s Independence Day

Tonight is the beginning of Yom Haatzmaut, or Israeli Independence Day. The holiday, celebrated beginning at sundown on Wednesday in Israel, commemorates the 70th year of Israel’s birth according to the Jewish calendar. And at 70, we party. Here are a couple of ways you can join in…

1.Buy Israeli products.

Don’t like the movement to boycott and divestment from Israel movement? Buying Israeli-made products is a more satisfying way of fighting it than arguing with a college sophomore. Buy Bamba, buy crembo, buy whatever one buys from Intel, buy produce, buy a diamond, or just buy a ticket on El-Al.

2.Listen to Ben Gurion’s Full Reading of the Israeli Declaration of Independence in 1948.

3.Watch “The Women’s Balcony.” It’s a phenomenal Israeli film about an Orthodox community in Israel that suffers a calamitous event that ends up exposing hysterical and painful truths about worship in Israel. And if that wasn’t dayeinu, it’s on Netflix.

4.Throw a barbecue.

5.Read an op-ed about Israel that you don’t agree with.

6.Read “All The Rivers”, the Jewish-Arab love story by Israeli author Dorit Rabinyan, which was banned in Israeli schools by the Ministry of Education. Better yet, give it to a trainee-Zionist as a gift.

7.Eat dessert hummus. We’re terrified to try the snickerdoodle hummus that keeps popping up in bodegas, but you should try it and let us know if you live to tell the tale.

8.Watch a performance by IDF soldiers of “The Fruit Of Your Garden,” a song memorializing 22 year-old IDF soldier Lt. Chen Brod, who was killed during an operation on the border of Lebanon in 1985.

9.Throw an event with Resetting the Table, an organization that works to bringing together communities that have suffered from ideological divides. They specialize in facilitating discussions on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

10.Read newspapers from the day Israel became a country

11.Recall that Leonard Bernstein ‘Dug the Irgun.”

12.Go to a Halva-Themed Store.

13.Go clubbing. It’s what you’d do if you were in Tel Aviv tonight.

14.Make Molly Yeh’s shwarma nachos.

15.Watch the Best Parody of Birthright. This is from Eretz Nehederet, known as the Israeli SNL, and you’re allowed to love it even if you loved Birthright.

16.Play matkot, Israel’s favorite beach game.

17.Read “Harry Potter” author JK Rowling’s powerful Potter-inspired explanations about why she did not join a cultural boycott of Israel in 2015.

18.Watch Israel’s 2018 Eurovision entry, “Toy.” People either love it or they hate it.

19.Fall in love with Israel’s most endearing cover artist, Isaac DaBomb, or Itzik Pitzatzti.

20.Give yourself a Zionist manicure.

21.Give yourself an ‘Israel Pride Manicure That Celebrates Israel’s Existence While Providing A Nuanced Criticism Of Its History And Attempting To Bring In Voices That Are So Often Lost In The Conflict’. I don’t know what this would look like but I’d be interested in seeing it.

22.Drink Israeli wine Here are some recommendations. You’ll need it, after that manicure.

23.Get familiar with Israel’s confusing political system.

24.Remember that not everything having to do with activism in Israel is depressing.

25.Reminisce about how Joan Rivers liked to talk about Israel. Agree, disagree, but appreciate her burn of Selena Gomez.

25.Educate yourself about Israeli hero Eli Cohen before the movie about him comes out.

26.Watch Gal Gadot’s love-letter-to Israel-monologue on SNL.

27.Give to an Israeli non-profit organization you believe in.

28.Revisit the darkly funny antics of the Netanyahu family this year.

29.Plan a trip to Israel

30.Watch “Fauda,” the acclaimed Israeli TV thriller, on Netflix.

31.Find Palestinian activists to follow on Twitter. Challenge yourself, friends.

32.Read a short story by masterful Israeli writer Etgar Keret.

33.Try to grow a Theodore Herzl beard. Look how dense it is!

34.Read up on Sarah Silverman’s Israeli-American rabbi sister, Susan Silverman.

35.Know whether or not Israel has a constitution. You may be surprised.

36.Drink a Goldstar beer.

37.Read Israeli poetry and listen to Israeli rap.

38.Recall Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s children’s baptism in Jerusalem.

39.Read about how Anne Frank is fighting Bibi Netanyahu from beyond the grave. It’s actually quite extraordinary.

40.Visit Crown Heights. It really is the Jerusalem of New York City.

41.Fall in love with the works of Israeli hipster pop-artist Amit Shimoni. His Abe Lincoln print is my favorite.

42.Watch emotional clips from the first Bat Mitzvah at the Kotel.

43.Watch the extravagant celebration of the 50th anniversary of Jerusalem’s reunification.

44.Drink SodaStream seltzer.

45.Read “To The End of the Land” by David Grossman. It is one of the greatest anti-war novels of all time.

46.Listen to the 100 Songs that are most popular in Israel right now.

47.Enjoy Jenna Jameson’s Love of Israel.

48.Watch “A Tale Of Love And Darkness,” Natalie Porman’s movie-version of the Amos Oz memoir, on Netflix.

49.Watch what happened when artists explored how Hatikvah, Israel’s national anthem, could represent Israeli Arabs

50.Start learning five minutes of Hebrew daily on Duolingo.

51.Pick two controversial Israel activism groups from opposite extremes, and read criticism of both.

52.Do an Ahava face mask.

53.Read “The Exodus,” by Leon Uris, the 1958 novel that is credited with turning Americans into Zionists.

54.Read thoughtful criticism of “The Exodus.”

55.Drink an Arak cocktail.

56.Take pride in Natalie Portman’s relationship to Israel.

57.Watch a slideshow of Israeli Actors Who Lit Up The American Screen.

58.Test yourself on the geography Of Israel.

59.Read about the women of early Zionism. (Not just Golda Meir and Hannah Senesh!)

60.Watch Amazon Prime’s dozens Of documentaries on the history of Israel and the conflict.

61.Watch “Srugim” on Amazon Prime, the outstanding TV show about dating in Israel while Orthodox. “Srugim” is joy in television form.

62.Watch Conan’s Israel Episode. You will not regret this.

63.Recite the Prayer for the State of Israel.

64.Watch “Blush,” a lesbian coming-of-age story set in Israel, on Netflix.

65.Follow gorgeous Israeli photography Instagrams.

66.Follow the best Israeli food Instagrams.

67.Shop Israeli designers on Etsy.

68.Support African Refugees In Israel.

69.Remember that when your grandparents were born, they could not conceive of you ever doing any of these activities. Remember that Israel is ours to take care for, to improve, to hold accountable, and to celebrate.

70.Take to the streets and party. You should definitely be blasting the Israeli bop, “Hi Rak Rotza Lirkod,” (“She Only Wants To Dance.”)

Jenny Singer is a writer for the Forward. You can reach her at Singer@forward.com or on Twitter @jeanvaljenny

This story "Ways To Celebrate Israel’s 70th Birthday, Yom Haatzmaut" was written by Jenny Singer.

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